jesus christ tag your porn
affection is dumb and gross
drown me in it
When you’re in public wearing merch and you see someone else wearing merch of the same thing so you just kinda subtly make your merch more visible in hopes that they’ll notice you
I went out for breakfast this morning and between ordering my meal and now, I have forgotten what I ordered.
I’m kind of excited to see what they bring me now.
Tagged: I have a master’s degree, and I run the budget for four departments at my office, I am an adult, an adult with a surprise breakfast coming.
corbin bleu’s hair got less and less excited as the years went on
so i was going through your blog for some reason and found angry feminist bro strider (i love you for it) and was wandering since he raised dave if there is also an angry feminist dave too
dave started out as a meme loving fuck who bitterly talked about the friendzone until he got slapped in the mouth
*doctor pulls out stethoscope* *listens to heartbeat* *sings* this is gospel for the fallen ones
"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am
austria: shit hold on i wasn't ready
ottoman empire: shit hold on i wasn't ready
france: shit hold on i wasn't ready
russia: shit hold on i wasn't ready
prussia: i dont know whats going on but my army is on the way
What the handshake line must be like after a hockey game